First, have someone include something negative in a review of your work.
Then go argue with him.
Then suggest he commit suicide. Twice, adding in a pet for good measure.
Now, that's bad enough to reach about the bottom of the barrel. I mean, Anne Rice simply made the FIRST mistake and that made HER look like a total luser.
But Mr. Kevin W. Reardon is not yet finished. He has aimed his sights lower. Much lower.
Wait for someone to post a blog summary of various author misbehaviors. One in which you are just one of many.
Then find blogger's phone number and call her at home, making you into a stalker!
THIS is the magnificence of Mr. Kevin W. Reardon.
Have I repeated his name enough times so that none of you will forget this shining example?
Remember, folks: NEVER ARGUE WITH A NEGATIVE REVIEW. But if you must, don't go beyond this; there, only Mr. Kevin W. Reardon dares go.