The grill caught fire.
This wasn't no pansy-ass "oh a little grease on the bottom is burning". This was "THE INTERIOR IS A SEA OF FLAME, BARELY RESTRAINED BY THE DOUBLE-WALLED S
This was "I CAN BARELY GET NEAR IT TO TURN IT O
This was "The paint BELOW THE GRILL is ON FIRE!"
I got the pizza itself out before it was destroyed, but the inferno continued to grow WITH THE GAS OFF.
It finally burned out just before I was going to go for the fire extinguisher in my car.
It MELTED part of the knobs on the FRONT of the grill. The igniter is gone. I think the tubes below MELTED.
All these things are lost, like tears in flame. Time to fry.
Actually, time to get a new grill.