Yes, I said "copies". Howard, being the clever and evil author he is, gave me another copy. Which I will, naturally, give to someone who knows not the wonder of Schlock so as to make another addict. This is how we authors help each other out, you see.
I will NOT give away the first copy, as it has a marvelous sketch of Sergeant Schlock about to eat my most-loathed General Xinchub.
For those of you who don't understand what I'm talking about, go immediately to http://www.schlockmercenary.com . Make sure, of course, that you have several free hours to read the entirety of the archives. Then buy all of Howard's stuff.
(the last applies also to those of you who DO know Schlock already).