It's Calls For Cthulhu! Everyone's favorite high priest of the Great Old Ones is in that terrible state you get in when you're startled awake half an hour before the alarm goes off; not really awake, but you can't get back to sleep either. But his insomnia is our gain, because while he's not dead and dreaming, but half-awake and grumpy, he's opened the phone lines and gotten his own Net connection so he can answer all of our inconsequential mortal problems and reassure us that, yes, he will Swallow our Souls when the Stars are Right!
This is funny stuff. Go see it!